About

This is the place… this… is where it all starts. They have come in their droves, their millions. They have seeped into the corners, the cracks, the darkness. They move as a collective, spreading across the forums, the websites, the comment sections.

People have ignored them, people have tolerated and even helped them onwards. Social networking has bound them together, Internet chat has sped up their communications. By the time they were discovered as a problem it was already too late.

Now they attack, they they swarm in, they spam, and they miss the point. They infest, they stay there with their misquoted propaganda, and stale opinions garnered from their previous haunt. They despise you personally, they despise you because you are better, but with number they are more powerful.

Your family cannot help, your government cannot help, not even Austria can help. The enemy is amassing unseen, you are vaguely aware of who they are, you may even know them, the person sitting right next to you now could be one. Their number are increasing, daily, weekly, monthly…

Spawned from ignorance, cultivated by an unwavering desire to never learn, committed to shunning self improvement, and forever leaching off the work of the gaming society by declaring war… the enemy you face… is the NOOBS.

The war is upon us, you are fighting wether you wish to or not, you are pushed into battle for if you sit back and do nothing you are feeding their machine, you are stopping your improvement, you are becoming one of them.

We are Azose and Atomicide, we are your generals and we are taking the war to them. We are taking back the Internet for the common gamer. Eradicating them, destroying their ideals and morals, purging them with righteous knowledge and sieging them with firepower built in intelligence. We can fight as a team, they must fight us and fight amongst themselves.

Together we stand as an army, strong, steadfast and resolute. We will clear the Internet one site at a time. Welcome to your new destiny, soldier. Welcome… to Noobwarfare.