Azose’s Azerothian Adventures

Today I begin documenting the sheer dumbfuckery that can be found in World of Warcraft. I know what you’re thinking, how can i find terrible things in such a glorious game? the answer is this my friends: idling.

The issue with popular games is the absolutely terrible community they breed. Inbred, impolite and downright fucking retarded gamers who unbeknownst to them are making absolute twats of themselves publically, which is well..fantastic to read.

Let my journey begin with a battleground, specifically Arathi Basin. I’m just dropping in to get my marks so that I can grab a battlecat to make my adventures all that more primal and exciting, and what better way to do this than with my fellow Alliance comrades, there was one small issue, that being that my team was FUCKING RETARDED.

Arathi basin dumbfuckery

dont u knw abt duel talent FUCKIN RETARD

So out of thin air, a rather delightful argument has broken out, I tried butting in letting everyone know I had taken a shit this morning but nothing would deter my Alliance friends from this outbreak of sheer angst, Casii feels that Kiiko has made a few bad choices regarding his talent spec and as you can see Kiiko feels that this statement was rather unnecessary and retaliated.

Tetris is the only game fat fucks can play irl.

Tetris is the only game fat fucks can play irl.

All out war has broken out and Kiiko is having none of  Casii’s shit, Jayshwah also made an appearance but sadly I didn’t screenshot any of his dumbfuckery in time due to fighting off legions of horde at my bastion, the goldmine, my apologies folks.

and last but not least, this nice little dwarf:

u best arnser assHOLE

u best arnser assHOLE

My response? well obviously NO YOU FUCKING CANNOT.

I’d like to say that this is my first and last post on this subject, but sadly it won’t be, ever. Retards are common, and as such, so will my posts documenting them.

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17 Comments

  1. Casii says:

    IM FAMOUS!!!! You didn’t post the best bits of our conversation though, little bit disappointed…

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  2. VaampY says:

    AHAHAH WOW OUR GUILD IS GONNA BE LIEK FAMOUZ NOW TY FOR LETTING US BE ON YOUR SITE ID JUST LIKE TO THANK ALL MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY FOR THIS OMG

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  3. Alyse says:

    I fuckin’ came hard. This is the pro’est shit i’ve ever seen..

    Kiiko can such a dick the shit-specced wanker.

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  4. Azose says:

    @casii, sadly no, majority of the time i was alt tabbed and leeching

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  5. Atomicide says:

    Be sure to stick around on the site guys, we have a forum located here: http://www.noobwarfare.com/forum there will certainly be a lot more material like this up on the site in future.

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  6. VaampY says:

    So nowadays faggotry is worse than leeching? pfft

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  7. Jayshwah says:

    holy SHIT. also, what Casii said.

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  8. Azose says:

    dudes my verbal inspiration helps us win calm down

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  9. VaampY says:

    Moar like verbal diarrhea

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  10. Azose says:

    3 marks and you are safe children

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  11. Minichopperlal says:

    OHMAGAWD MA FRENDS ARE INTERNET-FAMOUS!!

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  12. Jayshwah says:

    Didn’t we lose that game though? I AM CONFUSED

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  13. Azose says:

    which, the AV just now or the AB, the AB we most definitely lost

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  14. Kiiko says:

    I like mens dicks

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  15. Jayshwah says:

    oh you were in that AV too? HI RIVE? was on about the AB, though.

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  16. Azose says:

    3 more marks WIN THIS ONE FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST

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  17. Bruce says:

    3 more marks WIN THIS ONE FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST

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